First....
Get a GREAT IDEA
Think about GREAT IDEA for a while—assemble/construct in head
or on paper to convince yourself that said idea is, in fact, great
or on paper to convince yourself that said idea is, in fact, great
Decide idea is great
Find *FREE TIME to create GREAT IDEA
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| *FREE TIME is a mythical stretch of uninterrupted time to be spent completely at your discretion |
Fix cup of coffee
Go to studio
Stare at the wreck that is your work space
Shrug and sit down
Begin assembling needed items to create GREAT IDEA
Immediately misplace KEY ITEMS needed for GREAT IDEA
**Search
**Search
**Curse
**Curse
**In no particular order
**In no particular order
Begin actually creating GREAT IDEA
***Drop and have to fish out from under your bench/work space
approximately 1,000 things, many of which will cause you to crawl
around on your hands and knees using your smart phone as a flashlight
approximately 1,000 things, many of which will cause you to crawl
around on your hands and knees using your smart phone as a flashlight
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| ***Incorporate Cursing |
Hammer at least one finger
GET IN THE ZONE
Have THE ZONE completely ruined because
THE PHONE IS RINGING/DOG IS BARKING/KIDS ARE SCREAMING
THE PHONE IS RINGING/DOG IS BARKING/KIDS ARE SCREAMING
Curse
Curse some more
Get up to deal with interruption of *FREE TIME
Realize YOU HAVE TO PEE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER PEED BEFORE
Skip all interruptions and barely make it to the bathroom for epic peeing
Scream at everyone to JUST SHUT UP FOR A FEW MINUTES, OKAY?
Go back to studio
Grab your cup of coffee and realize that you put your
needle files in it while IN THE ZONE
needle files in it while IN THE ZONE
Remove and clean needle files
Eye cup of now ice-cold coffee for .52347 seconds and drink it anyway
Continue creating GREAT IDEA
Realize the thing you JUST HAD IN YOUR HANDS RIGHT
BEFORE INTERRUPTION has now VANISHED
Freak Out
BEFORE INTERRUPTION has now VANISHED
Freak Out
Search
Search
Search
Find thing right where you left it
Get back IN THE ZONE
Repeat any and all steps above as many times as needed until
GREAT IDEA is actually completed
GREAT IDEA is actually completed
Freak out a little bit at how great GREAT IDEA really is
Realize you have to pee AGAIN
Smile foolishly for the rest of the day
Repeat for the rest of your career!
Now, GO MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING!
Now, GO MAKE SOMETHING AMAZING!
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